Why does the University of Minnesota hate Christmas and Hanukkah?

The University of Minnesota would like its students to know that Christmas, and all the decor that usually accompanies it, is not politically correct enough and therefore banned.

According to the Office of Diversity and Inclusion at the University of Minnesota, Christmas trees, Menorahs, and the colors red, green, silver, and blue are inappropriate for college campuses. Only decor that looks like “winter celebration” was allowed at the University’s College of Food, Agricultural and Natural Resource Sciences recent “Respecting Religious Diversity” event.