Sorry to be the one to break it to you, all you 120-plus million Americans who voted (however reluctantly) in the presidential election last year, but everyone who picked one of the candidates of our two major parties chose to put a sexual predator in the world’s highest office. It more or less proves that crime or its equivalent does not always hurt you, and may even pay.

If you voted for the Republican, you helped to make president a man who has cheerfully groped any number of strangers. He boasted that being able to enter women’s dressing rooms when they were changing (when he was the man running the Miss Universe pageant) was one of his favorite things.