Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., claimed on Wednesday that Charles and David Koch are “one of the main causes” of global warming – er, climate change.
What else might Reid think the Koch Brothers cause?
1. Potholes
2. Illegible doctor’s handwriting
3. Aging
4. Lady Gaga’s wardrobe
5. Daleks
6. Slow drivers in the left lane
7. Telemarketers
8. Crying babies (especially on airplanes)
9. Allergies
10. When you plug your USB in and it doesn’t fit, so you flip it and it still won’t fit, so you flip it back and THEN it fits
I mean, they’re probably causing all of this… and more.
