Apparently, President Trump sent women’s rights back to the Stone Ages when he announced his Supreme Court nominee. According to the latest scaremongering, Judge Brett Kavanaugh will be coming after contraception if he makes it to the Supreme Court.

But anyone who thinks Kavanaugh will criminalize condoms probably expects Vice President Mike Pence to seize control of the White House any day now, establish a theocracy, and force women to wear white bonnets and starched crimson red robes. Which is to say, anyone who actually thinks this is crazy.