Last night, I won “Worse Person in the World” from Keith Olbermann on “Countdown.” (Really, that’s just third place for “Worst Person in the World,” but Olbermann doesn’t hire people who correct his grammar any more than he interviews people who won’t bend down and lick the soles of his boots on his show.)

When I heard about this by text, I was at first thrilled. Then I became a bit concerned. Had I said something slightly intemperate that I would regret?