Former baseball player Jose Canseco tweets outrageous life and governing advice to Chris Christie

Last year it was asking Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) to ‘drone’ baseball commissioner Bud Selig’s office. Last week it was offering help to Justin Bieber for his “life problems.” Today, it was sending out “policy” suggestions to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

Canseco started off his 5-tweet barrage by stating his support for Christie, in the only way expected of Canseco. He went on the offensive, telling others to “get off @GovChristie ass”

Don’t mind the poor grammar.

Canseco then provided some background. He is currently in Lordi, New Jersey, and not only is he willing to help Christie with his budget, but also his fitness. He did not mention if steroids would be used for the latter.

Being the policy expert he is, Canseco next suggested that Christie should keep his taxes lower than New York to attract businesses.

Oh, Canseco also had a short message for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio: “screw del Blasio and Cuomo.”

In sudden change of topic, Canseco next suggested that Christie should legalize gambling in Camden and Newark since that would “suck in the Philly and New York money.”

Lastly, because it makes total sense, Canseco told the New Jersey Governor his state needs to “merge with Delaware.” They “both need to get bigger.”

Okay, Jose.

Given today’s tweets, one can only assume Christie will handpick Canseco as a policy adviser if he decides to run for the presidency in 2016.