As if Vice President Joe Biden has not found himself in the news enough lately, he still appeared with David Letterman on the Tonight Show Wednesday night reading Letterman’s “Top ten good things about voting early.”
Biden’s spiel included jokes about his own inaccuracies, goofy talking points, love and of course, “malarky.”
Here is the complete list:
10. I’m not saying each early voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I’m not saying they don’t either.
9. It’s vastly more effective than voting late.
8. You know who votes early? People with a backbone like a ramrod.
7. In a less crowded polling center, there’s plenty of room to stretch out, linger and relax.
6. If you vote early you don’t have to pay taxes. I’m sorry I’m being told that’s not accurate.
5. Single and looking to mingle? Find that special someone in the early voting booth.
4. Of course, there’s the open bar.
3. Not exercising your right to vote is malarkey – it’s literally malarkey.
2. Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump.
1. Honestly, don’t you want this election over with already?
If there is anything Biden has going for him, it’s his ability to entertain, even if most of the humor is directed at his expense.
Here is the video:
