DAN: So now there?s a Web site that just cuts to the chase-around-the-bedroom as it is solely based on physical appearance only. Like Borat might say, “only in America” where we have made superficiality the cornerstone of our glorious capitalist society. This is a wonderful idea because it deposits all the 2-D, empty souls together in one place so we know where to avoid them.

JOAN: I love this. The founder of HotEnough.org, the online dating service that only accepts “lookers” who rate a score of 8.5 to 10 says, “Do you really care what the last book was that someone read?” Though I have to be physically attracted to a man I?m dating, I place kindness, intelligence and values above looks.