Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas made headlines Monday after he indicated that he would renounce his Canadian citizenship.
“Nothing against Canada, but I’m an American by birth and as a U.S. senator, I believe I should be only an American,” Cruz said in a statement.
But if Cruz truly wants to prove himself a real American, he should renounce the following Canadian things.
1. Justin Bieber
2. Curling
3. Canadian bacon
4. Milk in a bag
Obvious. . .
5. Mounties
6. Tim Horton’s
Because McDonald’s breakfast is just better. . .
7. Celine Dion
8. The letter “Zed”
9. Loonies and Toonies
Presidents, buffaloes, and eagles are way cooler. . .
10. Canadian cigarette warnings
11. Every road sign printed with both French and English commands
Choose a national language and stick with it. . .
12. Canadian national anthem
13. Eating pizza with a fork
Real Americans use their hands. . .
14. Canadian thanksgiving
15. The word “eh”
